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That Moment When The Substitute Teacher Says Your Name Wrong…
The Class Is Like…
You’re like….
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Facebook Friend Request
Old friend sends you a request: Some hot person sends you a request: ENEMY sends you a request: Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request: 10 year old sends you a request: Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request: Someone with a celeb, cartoon, icon, or shoes as their pic sends you a request: (Source: originalsoutherngentleman, via sassukae)
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud! (via sassukae)
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH! 
When you ask your parents for money:
Expectations: Reality:
